25 March 2013

An open letter to Winter

            Dear Dearest Winter,

Firstly, let me express my deepest admiration of You and Your work. What You did on Christmas Eve was really nice impressive to say the least. You were the centre of my everybody’s attention without a doubt. I dare say it was a phenomenon never seen before by the human eye. It was a period of pure delight, tenderness, calmness, bliss, and overall prosperity just because You reached to the bottom of Your power and enabled us to be a part of Your splendorous realm.    

Secondly, however, allow me to demonstrate to You the mood about Your extended stay nowadays. As we all know the colourful jolly fellow, Spring who shall not be named here, of course, is on his way and we’ve been looking forw expecting him already. Although, somehow he isn’t around just yet and we are kind of worried he might have lost his way to us. Well, I know it’s none of Your business but have you kidnapped him and locked up in a dark cellar?! I’ve been wondering if You don’t just by any chance happen to know something about this delicate matter? Anyway, white Easter was Your very own idea or has somebody else come up with it? Because I personally think it’s a frigging shitty marvellous one. 

Unfortunately, I’ve got to be going but I hope not to be hearing from You for ages to be hearing from You very soon! 

We are all really looking forward to Your getting the fuck out even more amazing.


Yours sincerely,

Kristína and Co.

2 comments:

  1. Very nice!

    We had more snow yesterday (about 10 inches) than we had the rest of the season combined... and more than any single snowfall in, I think, 8 years.

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  2. Thanks - I hope Winter gets the message :-) and yeah, everyone is fed up with it by now...we have the coldest and latest winter on record.

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