Firstly,
let me express my deepest admiration of You and Your work. What You did on
Christmas Eve was really nice impressive to say the least. You were the
centre of my everybody’s attention without a doubt. I dare say it was a
phenomenon never seen before by the human eye. It was a period of pure delight,
tenderness, calmness, bliss, and overall prosperity just because You reached to
the bottom of Your power and enabled us to be a part of Your splendorous realm.
Secondly,
however, allow me to demonstrate to You the mood about Your extended stay
nowadays. As we all know the colourful jolly fellow, Spring who shall
not be named here, of course, is on his way and we’ve been looking forw expecting
him already. Although, somehow he isn’t around just yet and we are kind of
worried he might have lost his way to us. Well, I know it’s none of Your
business but have you kidnapped him and locked up in a dark cellar?! I’ve
been wondering if You don’t just by any chance happen to know something about
this delicate matter? Anyway, white Easter was Your very own idea or has
somebody else come up with it? Because I personally think it’s a frigging
shitty marvellous one.
Unfortunately,
I’ve got to be going but I hope not to be hearing from You for ages to be
hearing from You very soon!
We
are all really looking forward to Your getting the fuck out even more
amazing.
Yours sincerely,
Kristína and Co.