It’s happening. It’s happening
all around us! The other day I was walking along the street, happily,
peacefully, when I saw it. There it was just right in front of me – a man. A
man in sandals. A man in sandals WITH socks.
I mean, why? Why would
somebody in their right mind do something like that? It’s just…arrrgh. I admit,
however, that it’s acceptable under ONE CONDITION! If having to look at the
person’s bare feet would be an even bigger sore for the eyes. Then yes, I’d rather
he wore socks in sandals (just hide them away for everybody’s sake). But otherwise
NO! A big, fat, bold, firm, enormous, dyed-in-the-wool “NO” to all socks + sandal
wearers.
Well, you know socks are
perfectly fine and enjoyable to wear. Sandals, I mean, come on, who wouldn’t love
them (everyone has at least one pair sitting in their wardrobe or wherever). But
together NEVER! I’m begging you, please, don’t. Just don’t do it, OK? For the preservation
of my mental health (and I’m sure of many others’, too). :-)
Okay, I just wanted to get this off my chest. I’m surely better now… but I mean that guy! Excuse me, but
what was he thinking?! He wore ankle-length socks in his sandals. I’m asking:
Wait, so that’s ok now? You sincerely thought you’d get away with it? I beg
your pardon, but what difference does it make? They’re still socks in sandals…Aaargh…
I …ehm…okay, I need calm down. But seriously what was he thinking?!
